Audrey Mae. 19 years.

"I won't let you close enough to hurt me."


everything you love is here

everything you love is here


I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via thesoupy-years)


"My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week." - The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) by Martin Scorsese

(via disco1997)


following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡


bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

(via stop-makingg-sense)


demonize poor women for wanting to terminate pregnancy they can’t afford

demonize poor women for applying for government assistance to raise the child they didn’t want because they couldn’t afford it by referring to them as “welfare queens”


(via yung-eastafricangirl)





when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 



he gave me 100 one dollar bills 


my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 


i can pretend to be a super star 


i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

(via satans-vessel)

"Alcohol tastes better than the thought of you and her"
10 word story (L.V.K.)


(via ritzyyyy)

(Source: milesfrom-my-hope, via lovegame-and-be-you)

"I’m scared as hell to want you. But here I am, wanting you anyway."
Meredith Grey (via

(Source: de-ceiver, via lovegame-and-be-you)


1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: aumoe, via my-sweet-awkwardness)